New Template!

I've been trying to write a post that will match the sheer awesomeness of my new template, but I've been failing miserably. I'll think of a totally sweet topic and start writing, then find that I don't know enough to make it cohesive, or that I can't make it interesting. So instead, I'm going to compile a short list of things that are almost as sweet as my new template.

1. Finding money in the back pocket of pants that have been laying on the floor for weeks.
2. Cake- as in the Band.
3. Watching people trip.
4. Being offered a job with a shady business growth and development firm (I'm not sure what they do either) just because the owner saw me reading investment and finance books at Barnes and Noble. I don't know, but I'm pretty sure this isn't the way legitimate companies go around recruiting labor. If Stephen Hawking walked, er... rolled, in and saw me pick up a book on black holes, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't assume I was a theoretical physicist , nor would he offer me a research grant.
5. The Producer Pant from Express.
6. Flatulence.
   
7. Valence electrons and/or The 2nd Law of Thermodynamics.
8. Group projects with non-traditional students. They may be middle aged, overweight, and for the most part complete failures, but goddamit they'll work their ass off to pass the class.
9. Phone calls from Grandma, but before the part where she starts crying and tells me her grandkids are the only thing she has left to live for, you know, the part that isn't incredibly awkward.
   
10. Boobs... no, wait, boobs are probably cooler.

Anyway, I'm hoping to get a sweet post on post-modernism up fairly soon, but I'm kinda stuck for now, I'm just not sure where to go with it...