Apparently, I Did Hit Bottom

What do this guy and I have in common? Giant... smiles. I was extended an offer just a few hours ago to start work as a market research analyst for a brand new company located in a midwestern city bordering a lake, and no, it isn't Seattle. I'll give you a hint, Stephen Kellogg is on record stating that prettiest girls live here. Anyway, I obviously accepted although I have not determined a start date yet. A couple of things complicating this: I'm required to stay employed as a golf professional until roughly the middle of November to get my PGA card (most likely not happening), I'm quasi-signed into a condo lease until December (I haven't signed anything, but certain oral contracts are binding, I'm in the process of figuring out my liability here), and my future roommate in Cleveland is out in California until December. Furthermore, I have more crap than can fit in my truck, and I don't think I have any clothes suited for temperatures less than 50 degrees. In conclusion, I'm freaking pumped.

Addendum: On a sadder note, having a job that requires me to work will limit my blogging. However, it won't be like I'm the only person who neglects it...