Lebron James

Am I the only person on Earth to notice that Lebron James only has two moves? He either [A] tucks the ball under his arm and three steps (roughly 1/3 the length of the court) his way between defenders from behind the arc or [B] just sweeps defenders out of the way using his non-dribbling arm. Call me bitter because the Pistons have struggled in this series, but seriously, if the officials didn't give him a free pass to commit offensive fouls like he does adultery (that's just conjecture, but c'mon- he's Lebron James!) he'd be at best a 20-10 player, and the Cavs would have lost in the first round to the Wizards.

In conclusion, I love watching Lebron James play any team in the league except the Pistons- then I hate him. With a passion.